The Playboy Forum

March, 1979

Crime and PunishmentA lawyer friend told me the following story, which I'll pass on to you for your crime-and-punishment file. Seems a gentleman with unusual sexual proclivities went into a local late-night grocery, picked out a good-sized can of corn, set it on the check-out counter in front of the girl cashier, and then proceeded to flop his dong on the counter beside it. The girl picked up the can of corn and calmly went wham, wham, wham on his privy part, causing him to leap into the air and...