Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1979

Would you like to help me raise my mast?" the boozy male asked the unescorted girl at the yacht-club bar."No, thanks," she replied icily. "I heard about you from your ex, and she included a small-craft warning."The bedroom has lost its decorum. With group sex, it's more like a forum.It once was avowedThat three was a crowd, But today it's not even a quorum.During a lakeside picnic, a girl was horsing around on a bed of pine needles when a particularly sharp one pierced h...