The Krautzenbummer Kids
May, 1979
Well, professor, how was your session with bernice?I haven't been so excited since gregory corso threw up in my humanties seminar!Bernice has all the bawdy energy of chucerian pentameter!... As well as the multiplicity of a theoretical equation!Bernice is a real crowd pleaser, all right!A fact to which th' defensive squad of th' L. A. Rams could testify.There is, no doubt, a scientific reason for bernice's marvelous gift!It must be in her chemistry!It's undoubtedly in the D N A !Naw, professor.....
