Playboy's Party Jokes
June, 1979
Calling a nurse he knew after midnight, the fellow said, "I apologize for disturbing you at this hour, Lorraine, but I have--well--an erection that just won't subside, and it occurred to me that you might know what to do about it.""It's pretty late for house calls, Bob," giggled the nurse, "so I suggest you take a long, cold shower. If that doesn't succeed in reducing the swelling, though, use it to dial me again."What with the push for product diversification these...
