Neon Vincent's Massage Parlor

August, 1979

You're Under Arrest, Neon Vincent:we're Gonna Throw the Book at you!"Crime and Punishment," no doubt!Perhaps we can talk this over, officer!I'll take a dozen tickets to the Police-Man's Ball!In this business one quickly learns the profitability of The Well-Greased Palm!Anyway, you got me all wrong, sarge!... Here at Neon Vincent's we support the battle against Crime in the Streets!we keep our girls Inside!You're a Public Nuisance, Neon Vincent!Bernice just got rid of a Pubic Nuisance.....

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