Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1979

It is only fair to tell you. sir." the young masseuse intoned by rote, "that this is a legitimate massage establishment, and that all I can give you is a therapeutic rubdown. Now, is there anything i can do for you before I begin?""Yes, in fact, there is," said the client. "Help me get dressed."We're mulling over the account of a kinky marriage ceremony in which a kook of a feminine activist took a vibrator to be her lawfully wedded spouse, to have and to hold,...