Backstage At The Fillie Follies

September, 1979

Hey, lone some. Bad night? My diagnosis is, you got th' blues. The deep, dark bluesOh, yeah? And I suppose you've got the prescription handy.I recommend Coke, Smoke and Moonlight up at my place....For you handsome--$100.What?? Hey, listen--I never paid for it in my life, OK?!There's always a first time. If not tonight, I'll see you in a few years, when your jeans get a little tighter.Aw, kiss my ass, bitch!That's only $50.

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