The New Improved Ayatollah

September, 1979

Well, we've landed the Big Tuna this time, J.R.! As you know, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan & Fosdick was approached secretly last week by certain people representing the Ayatollah Khomeini. They think that the Ayatollah has what you might call an "image" problem these days. Iran's unpopular enough due to the oil problem and they think that if the Ayatollah's image is spruced up, things'll get a lot better. I mean, Christ, Jim, the Big A. doesn't even know Barbara Walters, hasn't been turned...