Annie & Albert

October, 1979

Long time no see:Bernice was just lamenting not having you to kick around anymore!What's your pleasure, Toots?...English Instruction?...Water Sports?No! Not water sports!I once had an unfortunate experience with some Cuban plumbers!I know what cha mean, precious.I got really weirded out by a bunch of Latvian Electricians the other night!Actually, I have a fondness for the more sordid affair.Perhaps this list will enlighten you!...It's my Enemas list:

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