The Diet
October, 1979
Breakfast: black coffee, one slice of dry toast,No butter, no jelly, no jam.Lunch: just some lettuce, two celery stalks,No booze, no potatoes, no ham.Dinner: one chicken wing, broiled, not fried,No gravy, no biscuits, no pie.And this dietin', dietin'Sure is a rough way to die.So pass me a carrot stick, peel me a prune,A glass of skim milk and that's all.Turn off the TV, for the Big Mac commercial,It's drivin' me right up the wall.And I'm thinkin' of French fries, sausage and waffles,Spaghetti an...
