Ribald Classic: London Music Hall
November, 1979
the Ladies and the CandleBeth Mild, she was a servant maidAnd she a place had gotTo wait upon two ladies fair;These ladies' name was Scott.Now, Beth a certain talent hadWhatever she might handleAnd on these ladies every nightShe used a large, thick candle.So push, push, shove, shove.Drive away with all your might.Push, push, shove, shove.'Tis that which yields delight.Although these ladies modest seemed,In truth, they only mocked,Pretending, if they saw a man,Their modesty was shocked.In fact, t...
