Romeo Schwartz
November, 1979
You are in luck, sir: looks like bernice has just become Available:How much for a Nose Job?We are a liberated lot here at neon vincent's massage parlor:...But we don't like people coming in here, sticking their noses into other people's business:Unless, of course, you wanna pay an Extra twentyfive smackers:Tina!... you gotta take over bernice's trade tonight!She's come down with a Social disease:Not the dreaded herpes?...or perhaps a Rare Asian gonococcus?naw! postnasal drip!