Staying In Shape During Winter
November, 1979
It's snowing. You become lethargic. Build a fire and go into hibernation, curled around a bottle of cognac. It's too cold outside to do those things that you would normally do in summer--the kind of things that naturally keep you active and fit. You succumb to cabin fever. You gain weight. You finally get around to reading Gravity's Rainbow. Your once tanned body becomes pale and flabby. You get a growing sense of dread that when spring comes around, you're going to look in the mirror and realiz...