Playboy's Christmas Cards

December, 1979

To the Engineers at NasaYou lifted your voices to earol the song Skylab Is Coming to Town.With pinpoint precision, you'd gotten it up; You just couldn't guide it back down.Now Christmas approaches, and as you explain The cause of your horrible goof,We wish you the gift that you almost sent us: Ten tons of debris on your roofTo a Male StripteaserYour ego zooms in crowed rooms, Where screaming girls are wilingTo shell out dough to watch you go through movements they find thrilling.But though your...