Vaginella Dream Girl Of The Starways

December, 1979

Our story thus far: on the dread planet poontang-our fearless asstronaut, vaginella, has been felled by the giant android slave of cumquat, king of the teenie-weenies!Wheee! mountains of ass- and it's mine, all mine!Now-search her thoroughly, men!Ah! reviving, is she?... Quickly, then! strip her and stake her out!No, me!The least you guys could do is take off those horned helmets!We've found something, sire!By the moons of ishtar! It's captain meteor's magic finger ring! so that's where he lost...

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