Ariel

January, 1980

I'know, Bernice... We all thought it was cute when you rolled up a twenty an tried T' snort Th' line down Th' middle of Rodeo Drive:And I for one, am proud to have a girl in my stable who's listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for "the most Barbiturates consumed during a ted Nugent Concert"!But the shriners are in town and if you nod out in the Middle of a Jalepeno and Bean--Dip Rubdown... ... We could lose some customers!I have no need for a Chemical Crutch in order to ply my...

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