Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1980

Guess what I dreamed about you last night, baby?" the brash salesman pitched to the somewhat sensitive receptionist. "What I dreamed was that you were a powerful, purring, well-tuned luxury-car motor.""That's odd, Barry, but it's also sort of nice in a way," responded the girl. "Not like the offensively suggestive things you sometimes say to me.""I also dreamed," grinned Barry, "that I was the dipstick."Legal Defense Note: A man hauled into...