Splitsville

January, 1980

That's Right, Marcus, Leave! I don't need you anymore!I don't need you either, Carmen!Go ahead, live the happy single life! You can Carolise and chase women and act like the slob you've always been anyway!(Gasp!) I feel freer alreadyHe left a shirt!This is the shirt I bought him for his birthday!That night he wore it and he looked so handsome. He held me and whispered I was the most beautiful woman in the world...And here's your...!! Shirt!Marcus's Cooking lessons for Divorced MenHow to use a Co...

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