Uncle Don

March, 1980

Uncle DonWhere are they all today, Uncle Don, where are they all today?My heroes and sweethearts of comic-strip days,Where are they all today?You say that Dagwood Bumstead died of ulcers?From eatin' all those sandwiches at dawn?And Blondie's turnin' tricks in San Diego?And Mr. Dithers, he's her favorite John?And Plastic Man's appearin' in a side show?And Sandy's gotten rabies and he bites?And I hear tell that Olive Oyl and Wimpy and the JeepWere orgying behind poor Popeye's back.Someone said tha...