Fast Tracks
April, 1980
Random rumors: Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly department: Britain's Royal Air Force has come up with a unique way to frighten stubborn birds off the runways of one of its airfields. The birds are subjected to a weekly hit of the U.K.'s top 20 pop songs. As soon as the birds hear the music, they fly away... . Even if the United Nations fails to book the Beatles in a reunion concert, big-name musicians will be performing on behalf of the Cambodian refugees... . We heard that Arlo Guthrie outdrew...
