The Playboy Forum
April, 1980
Slope SignalsRe the Aspen skier who, distracted by the sight of a pants-down female on the slopes, managed to cream himself--referring, of course, to his resulting broken ankle. Whatever the circumstances, attractive women skiers definitely contribute to the intrinsic hazards of this otherwise wholesome sport (I say with tongue firmly in cheek) and something has got to be done about it! I suggest this:Just as most ski areas have posted symbols to indicate the relative difficulty of the trails, w...
