Kaplan's Phallusies
May, 1980
Is there no end to the long line of artist Ervin L. Kaplan's diminutive chaps whose occupations are an integral part of their anatomy? Apparently not, as this latest collection will attest. Indeed, Kaplan's appropriately hung fellows have become a penile institution. Name the vocation and he can supply the suitable appendage. Which makes us wonder what he'd do with someone who was, say, an editor.