Playboy After Hours

May, 1980

The Douglas Neighbor of Marietta, Georgia, published an ad that read: "For your wedding, the best laid plans begin at Ramada Inn. . . . Spend [the wedding night] in the Honeymoon Suite and Make a Quick Getaway in the Morning." Presumably, you can phone your wife later.•Knock three times on the water if you want me: The Laurentian Trading Post in Ottawa is offering, on a 45-rpm record, instructions for hunters in making moose calls--in both English and French. One cut on the minialbum t...