Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 1980
It was during the first afternoon of their weekend together that the egotistical stud asked his more than willing shackmate, "On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate my performance?""Three," replied the girl to her shocked partner. "But you have seven more chances to get a perfect score."As was said of a dedicated prostitute who refused to be sidelined by a case of Rocky Mountain spotted fever, "She took a ticking, but she kept on licking."Considering...
