A Fondly Handled History Of Sex

June, 1980

Part 9Look! Parking spaces! I claim this land in the name of my new pizza francies!Gourds! Coconuts! Watermelons!Ladies, our lonesome knight are ended.Specious skies!Ampere waves off grain!Purple mountings Majesty.Above: thigh-fruited (plain).What a great place to start a magazine!Si Señor... Nacional Geographica.And now, Shirl, Agnes and I will do our impression of my recent Trip Around the World.You should've been more explicit when you sent him out for "spice".Oh?!! Really..??Folks....

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