Moonshine Mcjugs

July, 1980

This here's th' peein' contest. Next is wrasslin'. The fartin' contest comes after the bean n' hawg roast.It ain't so much the output as the intake.I near drank flem's well dry, fillin' up fer this event--The winner gits t' leg wrassle with moonshine in the hay moun'.I's gonna whup moonshine, good an' proper--Then pork her, right there, in the name o' th' McBuns clan.Barf's sure to win, mizz moonshine, he's hosin' like a scared mule in a thunderstorm!Yo' prepared to tangle wif them hairy legs?Th...