Playboy's Party Jokes

August, 1980

My current boyfriend doesn't call his sexual organ John Henry or Big George or any name like that, the way some fellows do," the girl confided to a close friend. "Instead, he calls it Confidence.""Because he never has any trouble getting it up?""In part, yes--but also because he keeps instilling it in me!"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines gay pride as a group of homosexual lions.The next time we say 'Screw or walk!' to our double dates," groaned the fellow...