Playboy's Party Jokes
October, 1980
After her date had parked the car and engaged in a series of exciting overtures, the teenaged temptress whispered fiercely, "If I let you put it in, would it touch bottom?""No, it wouldn't," panted the boy. "They say in sex education that that's impossible.""Good, good!" exclaimed the girl. "I promised Momma I wouldn't let you go all the way!"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines nymphomaniac as a groin-operated sex machine.Some days after the cremati...
