Station Break

November, 1980

Mrs. Cargoff, do you think your husband will notice the softness in new white wisp Bathroom tissue?Hell, No.His Brother's been feeling me up under the dining-room table for 14 years, and he never noticed that.Well, Let's find out, shall we?Mr. Cargoff, could you tell me which of these two brands is softer?This one, definitely. That other stuff feels like a brick.Now what do you think, Mrs. Cargoff?I'll Definitely try new white wisp Bathroom tissue.Those Bricks were Clogging the Toilet, Anyway.

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