Moonshine Mcjugs

December, 1980

Thankee, Santy, Clalis. yo' Sho' is nice T' bring me a present.Ah ain't never owned such Fancy Lindies.Hohoho! Chile, yo' go right ahead 'N try 'Em on --I'll he'p yo' slip outa Th' Halter 'n' shorts.Yo' caint't fool me! yo's Barf Mc Buns neath thet outfit.'Sides, they's santy here already.You's kerrect, mizz moonshine. This here sho' looks like a Santy.'Scuse me, Moon. Ah gotta talk private like W' Santy.C'mere polecat!Is yo'a Mc Bun er a Mc Jug?Varmint! Ah's Dil Mc Buns -- Yo! Pappy!Paw!Shhh --...