Ribald Classic: Unexpurgated Sunday School

December, 1980

queen bath-shebaGrass widows and princes! A warning I singOf the sad, wicked doings of David the KingWith Bath-sheba, wife of poor Major Uriah,Who was bathing one day when the king chanced to spy her.He was drinking upstairs and the weather was hot,And her window was open (a thing she forgot)And the stark-naked beauty had little ideaThat, while she was washing, a creature could see her.She and her sister were sporting together,Enjoying the warmth of the bright summer weather.They bathed in the f...

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