Famous Porno Writers School Lesson One: The Opener

January, 1981

OK, obviously that's not going to work. To get your creative juices flowing, here are some suggested first paragraphs for your story. You take it from there:• You can imagine my surprise when I switched on the lamp and discovered that the woman below me was none other than Eleanor Roosevelt.• With the runway 100 feet ahead, Captain Murphy exploded in Karen's mouth and realized he'd forgotten about the landing gear.• As the sun lowered over the endless cotton plantation, Veronica clutched the hot...