Meaty Myths

January, 1981

'Tis better to get and then get while the gettin' is good!AH, Ma Jones massage parlor of many pleasures dead ahead!HO HO HOLordy sakes! It's Santy Claus!OH, Santaclaus, I've been ever so good all year.... Have you brought me something nice?? We've all been good ... I ? would just luv a full-length Russian fox coat or a new Mercedes.I'll tell you ladies what santa has in mind and how you can have those presents you want ... gasp!...MMMPURRRAnd you all better be good!Much laterOH, goody!Now I shal...