Vaginella

January, 1981

The evil space scientist, Zonkumu has long lusted after our lovely asstronaut heroine! And now at last, he has perfected the ultimate tool of seduction....Help! Marie!A telemetric Titillator!--a humping homing device!Relax and enjoy, my dear! nothing can save you from my remote-control ravisher!Quick! the vacuum cleaner! Before I'm ballistically buggered!It's stuck--on vibrating rug beater, madam!How do I turn it off!? OH, I don't know how to work this damn thing! That missile transmits back eve...

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