Gay Gorden

February, 1981

Gay Gorden, space ace, Cocksman of the cosmos and Peacock of the Planets, steps forth from his crumpled rocket to the surface of the Planet schlong-o after making a forced landing.... (Landing like this doesn't come easy, you have to forceit!You can fly'em ok, But you can't land'em worth a Damn! one of these days you'll get your licenseo revoked!Don't bug me now, Doc, I'm Upset! No, unconscious is Gale's Usual state, but I've a run in my tights and MyGolden locks are a Mess!You mean because of t...

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