A Deeply Felt History Of Sex

March, 1981

Monsieur Voltaire, give me one good reason Showing why I should sleep with you.The British are co...uh...uhuh!Aha! The minute my back is turned...Who Slept Here?I just know you're not going to believe this....Sir...was that "Whites of their 'flies' or thighs' "?Lafayette...I am hereBut...why has the Continental Congress voted me Miss Liberty Belle?Majesty, he says "A stiff in time -- pant, puff, puff, puff, -- saves sixty-nine"?Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's First GigRead the musi...

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