Moonshine Mcjugs

March, 1981

Barf.. I kin smell the sour mash! The McJugs still mus' be right above Us.We's gonna have them McJugs eatin' outa our mule troughs! 'N i'll be Porkin' mizz moonshine by Nightfall!A McJugs'll do Anythin' T' save th' Hooch machine.An' mizz moon-Shine's the only McJugs Kin save this'n--cause if she don't Hayloft W' me--up goes th' still!This here's Unfair, barf McBuns!'Sides, how's ah gonna have mah heart inta hayloftin' when they's dynamite tunneled under Pappy's likker contraption?First Yo'go 'N...