The Joy Of Celibacy

March, 1981

Let's face it. Good sex, if you can find it, is hard work. Come to think of it, so is bad sex. Whether one wields cumbersome sexual aids or merely makes do with lightweight private parts, the sex act remains manual labor. Recall the strenuous frenzy of foreplay--the desperate scrambling in the dark in search of those tiny erogenous zones, the tiresome stream of vocal endearments, the monotonous moaning and groaning, the heated huffing and puffing, spitting and sucking (and for sadists, kicking a...