Moonshine Mcjugs

April, 1981

Yo' Daft, Barf Mc Buns! Mizz moonshine ain't gonna be Bamboozled by thet bear outfit.Shushup, hootch! keepa rubbin' in thet acme all-purpose seeducin' scent.Danged if i ever seed mizz moonshine cotton up to no Bear.Moonshine loves All critters. Even bears.I'm countin' on findin' her a-Sunnin' in th' glen. Ah's gonna git real close like... allowin' th' scent t' take holt--Then, when she's Hornier 'n a peahen in Pigdip, I'll Hop on and Pump'er to the Glory O' the McBuns clan!Mr.Bear, it's Sho' nic...