Playboy's Party Jokes
April, 1981
A sex-survey pollster telephoned one of the volunteer couples. "I'm afraid there's a discrepancy in the data supplied by you and your husband," he explained when the wife answered. "Under Frequency of Intercourse, he listed 'Twice weekly,' while you put down 'A number of times nightly during most of the week.' ""That's correct," confirmed the woman, "but it's a temporary situation--only until we have the down payment for a house."Certain young female city...