Playboy's Party Jokes

May, 1981

Having given his name to the divorce attorney, the client began by saying, "I live in a two-story house----""I'm a busy man and that's irrelevant information," interrupted the counselor."But I do live in a two-story house," persisted the man. "One is that she has a splitting headache. The other is that it's the wrong time of the month."Our Unabashed Dictionary defines douche as an aquapuncture.Hey, Max," yelled a researcher on psychologically induced...

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