Reg'lar Rabbit
May, 1981
The Lucrative Potential of the Cowboy Chic Phenomenon has not escaped our friends at...Howdy, Pardner! Whatcha Got T' Help Shake th' Trail dust offen an ornery owlhoot such as myself?!Some of our more urbane cowboy customers enjoy th' services of our automatic shorthorn.You mean, one o' them Mechanical bulls?Naw! A Mechanical cow!....Many A callow ranch boy acquired his first lustful insights at th' backside of a lonely heifer.Lissin up, Hombre, I may be a Cowpoke...But I had in mind a female of...