Aliens' Letters To The Editor

June, 1981

Dear Editor:I am the copilot of a medium-range, Class-C flying saucer. While on a routine exploratory flight over Earth, I spotted a large airborne object. At first it appeared to be a gigantic bird, but on closer observation, it proved to be a metallic, self-propelled, winged aircraft.This object was in clear view and then--whoosh! it just disappeared. I've never seen anything move that fast!The trouble is, no one else on the saucer saw this thing, and now they think I'm crazy. They keep tellin...