Moonshine Mc Jugs

June, 1981

This here's A Metal Detector.Ah's tryin' T'locate th''37 dodge thet sunk inta Th' groun' th' summer th' green buick done Melted.Flem, yo' Crazy! Whut's so special 'bout thet Jalopy?Pappy sez he were A-porkin' Maw in thet car 'N' nine months later Ah wuz brung inta Th' worl'.Paw sho Love T' tell stories 'bout his ol' Poontangin' days!D'ya suppose paw's still tappin' maw reg'lar?Waal, pappy taps 'bout everthin' else!Maw sho's a Mighty patient woman.Pap bungs Daisy Th' Heifer in Th' barn ever' morn...