Playboy After Hours

August, 1981

Have Dung, will TravelA rash of thefts from the city zoo led Canton officials to discover a brisk black-market trade in tiger dung, which is being sold as a supereffective dog repellent. Fleeing Chinese buy the excrement to ward off the ferocious hounds patrolling China's western borders. The hounds take one whiff of the potent feces, are paralyzed with fear and abandon the chase. Smart entrepreneurs offer two kinds of prized shit: pure and adulterated. The pure type is costlier, they say, but w...