The Tales Of Baron Don Furstinbed
August, 1981
GRRX!Boy, Am I pissed!Oh, Relax--You're always so tenseI know, I need an outlet. No one'll play tennis with me, 'Cause when I jump the net, I crush the other teamWhy don't you have a girlfriend?I've got a lousy self-imageWell ... Um ... There's always ... Er ... Self-abuseAre you kidding?With these arms?!