Tomorrow's Venery Today

August, 1981

Hello, there.... Just putting the finishing touches on my latest invention.The bright promise of the future looms tumescent in the resourceful inventor's path.Use T' be I would be satisfied by a few close friends, an ounce of remarkable herb and a super-8 print of 'Nazi Rectal Roundup'! ... But no more!These are modern times and require modern solutions to our Primal Conundrum!Executive Shackles: What could be more embarrassing than to get that bombastic typist in the sack, crack a couple of Amy...