Playboy's Party Jokes

September, 1981

This is the first time a really foxy lady has thrown herself at me!" exclaimed the exultant taxi driver. "First you tell me to drive to Scenic Point; then you demand I park; then you order me into the back and insist I fill you with my manhood! I'm more than willing—but, tell me, are there any other instructions?""Just one," his nymphomaniacal passenger moaned as the cabby undertook his initial thrusts. "Keep the peter running!"Graffito on the wall next to a me...