Dirty Druck

November, 1981

Don't worry dear, I'm a painless dentist: I've worked on hundreds of patients and i haven't felt a thing.However, you do look a bit high-strung .... here, have four or five quaaludes and a percodan.Not to mention a little novocain a little procaine and a little cocaine.Now, this won't hurt a bityow!My, My, you're so Sensitive! I'll just have to give you lots of gas.In a few minutes, every sitcom producer in hollywood will want you in the Audience.She was just a fireman's daughter, but her face w...