Meaty Myths

November, 1981

Get thy lazy carcass out there and shoot thy meal!The hunting may be better than I thought.... There be Miss Molly Mouthful.Hello, sir Fardle, are thee hunting? Why, there be so much to eat in these woods thy woulde not have to look far to satisfy thy appetites.My appetite just cocked its trigger.You new world men have a real pioneering spirit!Hey! lookee!My incestors came all the way on the Mayflower.I'd better fire my musket so the wife will think I'm hunting...OopDuckBlamHa! dinnerBlurdGawkGa...